I am too old for homework, was a nightmare when Jesus first went to school. That kid was stoned, lashed, and chased at with fire for just showing up. And when they did give him homework he would be dragging his pack because of how heavy the stone tablets were. Is how we came up with the ball and chain.
you should have given us Jesus now in the 21st century, i was reading a book of yours last time (the Bible, I believe?) and this Jesus guy, well, he actually seemed like a pretty cool fellow
but it is true you are a little too old for homework. go on, and rest
Yeah he would have faired a lot better in these times, although he had much work to do back then. His sacrifice in that dredged era was for the worth of all mankind. Please make sure he didn't die in vain my child and be a good person.
I make an appearance everyday 24/7, when your awake and when your asleep. I am the most subtle of actions, and my miracles are that of which you don't even notice.
For example every time you don't stub your toe that was me, when you do well I am sure you can guess who the guy downstairs is. I am really busy I may be around but as you kids say AFK.
This is god, I KNOW ALL
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I am too old for homework, was a nightmare when Jesus first went to school. That kid was stoned, lashed, and chased at with fire for just showing up. And when they did give him homework he would be dragging his pack because of how heavy the stone tablets were. Is how we came up with the ball and chain.
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you should have given us Jesus now in the 21st century, i was reading a book of yours last time (the Bible, I believe?) and this Jesus guy, well, he actually seemed like a pretty cool fellow
but it is true you are a little too old for homework. go on, and rest
Btw, when will you make an appearance?
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Yeah he would have faired a lot better in these times, although he had much work to do back then. His sacrifice in that dredged era was for the worth of all mankind. Please make sure he didn't die in vain my child and be a good person.
I make an appearance everyday 24/7, when your awake and when your asleep. I am the most subtle of actions, and my miracles are that of which you don't even notice.
For example every time you don't stub your toe that was me, when you do well I am sure you can guess who the guy downstairs is. I am really busy I may be around but as you kids say AFK.