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I think cigars are cool and cigarettes just aren't you see rich dudes and movie villains smoking cigars so that made me think they're kind of cool. Also Al Capone and Fidel Castro smoked cigars.
Actually I think they’re quite hot, judging by the smoke coming out of them.
I like cigars. I like cigars almost as much as I like hookers. I substituted them to cigarettes some ten years ago and been enjoying them ever since. One cigar a day keeps the bitches away, or something. Though it's more like a couple of days for me.
Not really. Actually, it depends on how you measure it. If you measure purely by income level, I do well but I'm not rich. However, if you define "rich" as having comfortably more money than you need, then I'm definitely rich.
How come? Well, for the simple reason that I'm a free man: no wife, no kids, no serious relationships, no rent, and no debt. There's just me! And I'm really not that high maintenance. So ever since I paid down the house completely and bought the shiny car, I spend no more than 25% of my earnings. Fifteen percent go to "Miscellaneous" and everyday spending (cigars included) and occasional outings and travels, and 10% to whores of various stripes. By the way, sometimes the two overlap: like when you propose to take some chick on some exciting road trip for the weekend, and in return she sucks your dick and puts out during it, before you take her back home and bid her farewell. You'd be surprised at how many "regular" broads are down for such a deal.
Anyway, end result of all that: I've got much more than I can spend, with the bank account getting fatter with each passing year. And that's why I've always maintained a man's life truly begins in his thirties. The twenties are overrated and overhyped. You'll only reach true freedom and that genuine happiness when you have money and have paid off the debt.
I guess my life's motto could be: "Money, hoes, freedom, and the GOP." I could add "conspicuous sideburns" to those, but there've been periods I shaved them off.
Republicans don't raise my taxes. They either cut them or keep them as they are. And less taxes means more money. And more money = more freedom and more hoes. Dems, on the other hand, slap taxes on everything to finance all their programs, especially at state and local level. And as a result, everything becomes more expensive and you've got less money left. That's why the Republican Party is so crucial to my life. Plus, I like capitalism and entrepreneurship and that kind of thing. And I have more respect for people who try to do something with their lives, or at least manage to live within their means, than those who ask for constant handouts and bailouts (i.e. the supposed underdogs).
Sigmund Freud smoked cigars.
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Siggy!
Here's a painting by his nephew, Lucian Freud.
https://www.christies.com/lotfinder/Lot/lucian-freud-1922-2011-benefits-supervisor-resting-5896019-details.aspx
Well there's an exception to bill from left 4 dead because he's kinds badass with a cigarette