English cucumbers don't have all the seeds the larger ones do so they probably have much better structural integrity and are less likely to break. You're giving up a good bit of girth though. Life is a compromise. For extra fun you could even carve a penis "head" on it.
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English cucumbers don't have all the seeds the larger ones do so they probably have much better structural integrity and are less likely to break. You're giving up a good bit of girth though. Life is a compromise. For extra fun you could even carve a penis "head" on it.