The woodsman

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I like to take a long walk in the woods near my house. I pick a secluded place where I'm hidden behind a dense crop of thick, tall bush. Then I take off all my clothes and jerk-off. When I'm done, I feel soooo satisfied and at peace within myself that I just want to sing out loud. And that's what I do. All the way back home. I'm a married father of two teenage girls. My wife and I enjoy a good sex life. My wife is aware of what I do. She thinks it fine. She feels that it has nothing to do with my desire for another woman. And I'm not putting her at risk to get some kind of disease by seeing some whore. Just as long as our girls don't find out about it. Our nearest neighbor is close to a mile away. So, is this normal? I don't think of myself as a pervert. I don't even watch porn-it bores me. This is a thing that seems to enhance our sex life. But The thrill of the whole thing is me leaving the house and doing it alone. I can't explain it. Is it normal?

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Based on 84 votes (57 yes)
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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Be on the lookout for woodpeckers.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Sounds like a good wholesome perversion. Sort of boring, actually.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    -Sigh- Please, for the love of God, be more original.

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  • Josephhow99
    5 years ago

    It is kinda weird but it's absolutely fine, if u just wanna jerk off behind bushes , and not the people passing by. Remember youre a father, u have daughters, you are their role model , secretly is fine , but don't went over the line And don't forget to think of an excuse if u get caught some day.

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  • bleach_baby
    9 years ago

    Lol, what the hell. But harmless.

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  • poon_jabber
    9 years ago

    you're an exhibitionist.. go to the glory hole already

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    • la_uva_mojada
      9 years ago

      U r too nasty

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    ....and then a whole load of boy scouts comes walking by.

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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago

    Whatever

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