Hello everyone I would like to come clean. I've been tryin' to go legit. But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...
Oh hang on i just farted. Let me check my pants. It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
So anyway I know you all have enjoyed my comments that are as brilliant as they are lengthy. Brevity is the soul of wit? Yeah right. Longity is the soul of karma. This is my only account. Everyone loves me, that's why i have so many thumbs up. if you think other wise you are a crazy loser. get.over.it. ~*~*~
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Hello everyone I would like to come clean. I've been tryin' to go legit. But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...
Oh hang on i just farted. Let me check my pants. It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
So anyway I know you all have enjoyed my comments that are as brilliant as they are lengthy. Brevity is the soul of wit? Yeah right. Longity is the soul of karma. This is my only account. Everyone loves me, that's why i have so many thumbs up. if you think other wise you are a crazy loser. get.over.it. ~*~*~