The Tweaker, The Theif and The Slob. Who would you rather live with?

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  • I guess I would have to pick the tweaker. However, I do have a few rules.

    1. Let me sleep at night.
    2. Leave my beer and 420 alone. Violating this rule will have severe consequences such as me hiding lighters, butane torches, & glass pipes. If this doesn't phase them then I swear I'll flush their bag of shit down the toilet. =-O
    3. I'm gonna need extra money for the electric bill. Those late night sessions with every light on and every single electronic device plugged in isn't free.
    4. Check your dealer at the door. If you need to recop then you can hitchhike, jump on your skateboard, or hoof it. I don't care how you do it. The last thing I need is being raided by the cops. Btw, I know I mentioned that I partake in smoking herb. I'm not being hypocritical because it is legal where I live as long as you have a medical card.

    If they can't abide by these rules then they can get the hell out. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya :-)

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