The third wheel on the bicycle of lust

Ahh yes, I believe this falls under the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not cock block or clam jam thy brethren or sistren in the wee chance of coitus.

I would inject meth in my erect penis

Again, A x B x C = X. If X is less then the recall, then we dont do one.

I'll understand. If I want to go out with someone and spend time alone with them, I'll do the same thing.

Dick move, honestly, but still... the generally accepted code is to not cock-block. I'd be pissed about being left out, but hopefully I could be happy for friend A if he/she got some nookie.

does anyone have any meth?

I suppose it depends. Do you want to get off with either A or B?

I'd be a bit pissed off at the last moment, but it depends. Maybe A was thinking about telling you for ages and was too embarrassed.

I'm B.

I'd be upset that A asked me to come in the first place. But I would've sensed those 'feelings' that they were having for each other while hanging out with them so I would've left soon anyway.

But I wouldn't cock block...thats cruel

i'd go out with my other friends

I wouldn't go, I'd feel too awkward if I were the third wheel although I'd feel a little indignant at the same time for being blown off

I wouldn't go, it would be awkward, I wouldn't want to ruin his/her chances and I wouldn't want to spend time with that particular guy/girl right now anyway.

She/he was being a bit of a douche leaving it to the last minute to blow me off for a girl/guy.

That disappointing night would suck, but if she/he made it up to me I wouldn't mind too much.

I wouldn't go, but I'd be secretly annoyed at being being cast off at short notice like that. I'd expect A make it up to me later, providing that A does get with B after all we can all go out together in a less awkward way.

I'll understand but think they could have chosen a time when we all weren't planning to hang out.

Then again, more drinking alone for me. Wooooooo!