The reason why one man is the fattest in every nation

Do you know why you get the most exceptionally obese man in Salisbury North, the fattest woman in Mexico, or Michigan's fattest man? Because perhaps 2 years ago they gobbled down pizza, pasta, burritos, sandwiches, hotdogs, wine, sugar and salt eating all the time.
Trying to lose weight they eat less and they eat apples, it's going to take 10 months for that weight to go down, they eat excessively, like a whole bowl of food, that's why they're shockingly fat. The fattest man in the entire city of Queens must be a man who likes eating, eating chocolate bars, hamburgers and guilt-free fries, thinking that stuff gets no gain, the fattest man in Modbury must be eating a lot of sandwiches, that's why he can't keep his weight down.

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  • rest assured the fattest woman in the galaxy title is still unequivocally held by your mom

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  • Release the harpoon!

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  • Your point?

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    • My point is the world's or town's or suburb's or village's most obese people are remarkably fat from consuming too many burgers, hotdogs, wine or sandwiches etc 2 or more years ago even if 2 or more years ago didn't happen.

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  • There can be only one!

    To be fair to The Great Blob of Modbury, there really isn't much to do in that place other than eat and drink warm beer. Also, being really fat anywhere near the Devon coast does have some benefits: greater mass reduces the chances that you'll get blown around the quaint old buildings like a pachinko ball in the regularly southerly Atlantic gales.

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    • Do you know what these people do? They eat roast beef sandwiches drinking tea because "it's healthy", while sitting on the bench to distract them from gambling, it's like Lord Sandwich.

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