The placing of bread into shoes and handbags is most mad, is it not?
Every day at half past four on the dot, I take off my shoes, and place a piece of bread in each one. Then I take the bread out of my shoes and hide it in my secretary's handbag. Then at four thirty-one I take it out of her handbag and throw it in the bin. See? Aren't I mad?
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(4 yes)