The jimmy-carr-conundrum. iin? what would you do?

It applies to all people of all sexes and sexual orientations. If you don't have parents, think of your adoptive parents. If you don't have those either - sorry.

Here goes the ethical conundrum.

Your mother has been kidnapped. She is going to be brutally murdered. The only way for you to save her is to bang your dad.

What would you do?

I will let my mother die a painful death. 7
I will have sex with my father and save my mother. 20
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Comments ( 16 )
  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    I would bang my dad.

    Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.

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  • ______________

    I despise the idiot.

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  • anti-hero

    Hypothetically, I would blow her head off to spare her the horrible death.

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  • squirrelgirl

    My brother and I used to play a game called "You Have to Choose One", which involved asking each other ethical questions and having to pick the lesser of two evils.

    In this case, I would choose to let my mom die.

    Because if I hypothetically banged my dad and she survived, then all three of us would be absolutely miserable. Our relationships with each other as a family would never be the same again.

    I'd imagine that getting over the death of a loved one would be a lot easier than coping with the aftermath of incest.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    wheres the runaway trolley?

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  • victorygin

    Bang dad. It's the lesser of two evils. Just do it and we'd never speak of it again.

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  • BlueSparklez95

    I'd have sex with my father. I won't allow my mother to be murdered.

    #I'mmaBlueSPARK

    "Life is like the fluttering Azure Blossoms in the sky; sometimes you see the true beauty of it, sometimes you do not."- BlueSparklez

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  • RoseIsabella

    Get back under the bridge!

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    • charli.m

      I guess you don't know Jimmy Carr.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, but I guess I can Google him.

        Yeah, I just watched him. It's lukewarm humor for me, but he does a much better job than OP. I guess in a pinch I'll have to dress my mother up as me, put a red wig on her and let the snipers shoot me in my disguise as my mom.

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        • charli.m

          ...well presumably the OP is quoting part of Jimmy's routine...that was my point...

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          • RoseIsabella

            Yeah, but I've grown so weary of the fascination with incest some people have lately. It's like a cancer around IIN these days, but this question is better than the usual.

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  • Ellenna

    Even seeing his name makes me feel ill and I can't watch QI when he's a guest: what is wrong with the mind of "comedian" who makes jokes about child sexual abuse?

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  • thegypsysailor

    Oh please. That is about the stupidest question that has ever been asked on here. You are a pretty sick one to even think it up.

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