The jaw dropping woman

haha "street walker"...

That's common, except in a small town.

I vote for, 'She has a camel toe'.

If she's gorgeous beyond reproach.

She is actually an octopus.

She is incredibly beautiful and stops to say hello, her skin is smooth and clear, but as soon as she talks it becomes obvious that she is really a He!!!

I only look at peoples appearance when im bored or when they stare at me.

She is incredibly beautiful.

She falls and her skirt goes up revealing a large cock!
You fall in love with her and suck her off every chance you get when you are not ramming it up her ass.

Where's the "She's incredibly haaaawwwwwt" option?

She's a Mime.

she has a nice ass

We keep talking.

i'll bet she gives good head behind closed doors

She/it is retarded