I say, as I glance up at the yellowish 1/30th moon, more yellowerish than the single tooth of an inbred carnival worker. "Where are the mandrils!?" I demand to the mushrooms growing out of the dirty sock behind the washing machine.
True. There's no ride scarier than the one assembled by transient meth addicts.
My mom looked back into her family lineage & found out that we're descended from a freak show circus midget named peanut. I have carnie blood running through my veins.
I checked my fridge this morning and noticed they have all departed. Where they have gone? I do not know. If you happen to see them hiding in the raindrops dripping from the trees, tell them this important message: "The plastic, one eyebrow, corndog has finally secured the sacred bottled pool water wrapped in the sticky tape of the 1920s! It's finally time to carry out the final deed!" They'll know what it means.
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Yay!!! Annnnd I'm out of thumbs, of course...
I say, as I glance up at the yellowish 1/30th moon, more yellowerish than the single tooth of an inbred carnival worker. "Where are the mandrils!?" I demand to the mushrooms growing out of the dirty sock behind the washing machine.
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Don't ridicule dentally deficient, inbred carnival workers. They are part of the attraction and add to the creepy excitement of carnivals.
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True. There's no ride scarier than the one assembled by transient meth addicts.
My mom looked back into her family lineage & found out that we're descended from a freak show circus midget named peanut. I have carnie blood running through my veins.
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Would that make them Count or Countess Peanut?
I'm glad that entertained you.
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I checked my fridge this morning and noticed they have all departed. Where they have gone? I do not know. If you happen to see them hiding in the raindrops dripping from the trees, tell them this important message: "The plastic, one eyebrow, corndog has finally secured the sacred bottled pool water wrapped in the sticky tape of the 1920s! It's finally time to carry out the final deed!" They'll know what it means.
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It's good to see the mandrils visiting a shit post again. I missed those rabid, gibbering motherfuckas