Once their prickly exterior is removed with a perfectly sharpened knife, their sweet, juicy flesh can be sucked, eaten, heck I could even drink it once I pulverize it in the juicer. It'll be a complete pineapple genocide.
When I lived in Hawaii, we would go into the pineapple fields a week or so before they were ripe and core a half dozen or so. Then we'd fill the hole w/ sugar and replace the bottom w/ toothpicks. We'd come back a few days later to a perfectly ripened fermented pineapple! Ever try to get out of a pineapple field totally drunk? Like running through a glass forest.
The f-word is acceptable but the c-word isn't?
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MURDERER OF PINEAPPLES!
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How could you? Well, I never. Such profanity on here is totally unacceptable. I am going to report you and I hope you get banned. Trash mouth!
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The sickening things she does to pineapples demands harsh words.
Mwahahaha! Go ahead and try to hide the pineapples, EccenticWeird. I WILL find them. No pineapple will ever be safe from me!
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You are a sick, sick person, and I do not wish to discuss with you further.
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Does that mean you'll surrender all the pineapples quietly?
I really think she means melons. Pineapples are a bit prickly to be suckin on and all.
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Once their prickly exterior is removed with a perfectly sharpened knife, their sweet, juicy flesh can be sucked, eaten, heck I could even drink it once I pulverize it in the juicer. It'll be a complete pineapple genocide.
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When I lived in Hawaii, we would go into the pineapple fields a week or so before they were ripe and core a half dozen or so. Then we'd fill the hole w/ sugar and replace the bottom w/ toothpicks. We'd come back a few days later to a perfectly ripened fermented pineapple! Ever try to get out of a pineapple field totally drunk? Like running through a glass forest.
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That's actually pretty awesome. It makes me want to try a pineapple that way.
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