I'm about to desecrate this can in my hands. It's the only thing standing between me and the sweet, delicious pineapple chunks that are inside waiting for me to devour them. Oh pineapple! Why do you have to be so addictive?! The poor can that holds you never stood a chance.
Once their prickly exterior is removed with a perfectly sharpened knife, their sweet, juicy flesh can be sucked, eaten, heck I could even drink it once I pulverize it in the juicer. It'll be a complete pineapple genocide.
When I lived in Hawaii, we would go into the pineapple fields a week or so before they were ripe and core a half dozen or so. Then we'd fill the hole w/ sugar and replace the bottom w/ toothpicks. We'd come back a few days later to a perfectly ripened fermented pineapple! Ever try to get out of a pineapple field totally drunk? Like running through a glass forest.
The f-word is acceptable but the c-word isn't?
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I'm about to desecrate this can in my hands. It's the only thing standing between me and the sweet, delicious pineapple chunks that are inside waiting for me to devour them. Oh pineapple! Why do you have to be so addictive?! The poor can that holds you never stood a chance.
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MURDERER OF PINEAPPLES!
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How could you? Well, I never. Such profanity on here is totally unacceptable. I am going to report you and I hope you get banned. Trash mouth!
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The sickening things she does to pineapples demands harsh words.
Mwahahaha! Go ahead and try to hide the pineapples, EccenticWeird. I WILL find them. No pineapple will ever be safe from me!
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You are a sick, sick person, and I do not wish to discuss with you further.
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Does that mean you'll surrender all the pineapples quietly?
I really think she means melons. Pineapples are a bit prickly to be suckin on and all.
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Once their prickly exterior is removed with a perfectly sharpened knife, their sweet, juicy flesh can be sucked, eaten, heck I could even drink it once I pulverize it in the juicer. It'll be a complete pineapple genocide.
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When I lived in Hawaii, we would go into the pineapple fields a week or so before they were ripe and core a half dozen or so. Then we'd fill the hole w/ sugar and replace the bottom w/ toothpicks. We'd come back a few days later to a perfectly ripened fermented pineapple! Ever try to get out of a pineapple field totally drunk? Like running through a glass forest.