Today, a bird pooped on my head. I'm not even kidding. I was waiting for the bus minding my own business and then I felt something drop on my head. I thought "but it's not raining". It wasn't, it was freaking birdpoop. And again, I took a shower this morning. It's like they smell the cleaniness from far away. Birds are weird.
The f* is up with those birds
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Today, a bird pooped on my head. I'm not even kidding. I was waiting for the bus minding my own business and then I felt something drop on my head. I thought "but it's not raining". It wasn't, it was freaking birdpoop. And again, I took a shower this morning. It's like they smell the cleaniness from far away. Birds are weird.