The f* is up with those birds
So today I decided to clean my garden furniture. Not even an hour after that, a bird shat on the table. No, not one bird, two birds! That furniture hasn't been washed for over a week and looked pretty dirty cause of all the rain. Not one bird pooped on it. And now that I've cleaned it, two did. And after I cleaned up their poop, a third bird did it again not long after that. It's a plot people. First our cars now our garden furniture. Why though, always AFTER the cleaning?