The f* is up with those birds

So today I decided to clean my garden furniture. Not even an hour after that, a bird shat on the table. No, not one bird, two birds! That furniture hasn't been washed for over a week and looked pretty dirty cause of all the rain. Not one bird pooped on it. And now that I've cleaned it, two did. And after I cleaned up their poop, a third bird did it again not long after that. It's a plot people. First our cars now our garden furniture. Why though, always AFTER the cleaning?

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  • MrsEdGein

    That would piss me off too lol.

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    • Today, a bird pooped on my head. I'm not even kidding. I was waiting for the bus minding my own business and then I felt something drop on my head. I thought "but it's not raining". It wasn't, it was freaking birdpoop. And again, I took a shower this morning. It's like they smell the cleaniness from far away. Birds are weird.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    You need a cat in your life.

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    • Nickvey

      right you need cat shit in your life

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    • I have actually, but she wasn't outside at the time. She's seems on strike anyway since we're out of wet food.

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  • Patriot1981

    They can't control their bowels.

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  • jethro

    Time to cook some squab, I would imagine.

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  • cookiecream

    I HATE birds so much. I just said this yesterday after washing my car; it was several bird poop droppings all over my car which added an extra 30 mins of washing because I hard to gently scrub each dropping so I wouldn't scratch the paint.

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    • Well I don't hate them, I actually love birds. But it just makes me wonder, why after all the cleaning? I'm just very curious about it. You know, birdcurious.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Birds are ornery

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