The biggest 1st world problem

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  • Ha! I used my nail clippers but one of my nails is about a tenth of a millimetre shorter than the other and the clippers aren't accurate enough to right it, plus the little file on the clippers has gone blunt and the only other files and rasps I have here are too coarse. I could try with a box of matches but that would make my fingernails smell sulphurous. People in Africa are so lucky not to have to worry about this! I wish I had cholera! Bah!

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    • Wait, people actually use the files that come on nail clippers? I thought they were just emergency lock picks.

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