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I have an agreement with my wife (Written in her will) that states after she dies, I will be allowed to continue to preform sexual acts on her corpse.
How will this be done? We've invested in a capsule that preserves dead bodies using the chemical formaldehyde.
Formaldehyde is a highly toxic systemic poison that is absorbed well by inhalation. The initial reaction is eye, nose and lung irritation and bronchial restriction that causes pain, coughing and breathlessness. If the exposure is high enough, this is followed within a few hours by the lungs filling with fluid. Even if the respiratory crisis is survived, the formaldehyde is metabolised into formic acid in the body, and this causes an acid-base imbalance that can lead to cardiac problems, renal failure and other organs being damaged.
So the first time you tried this would almost certainly also be the last.
You could wear a breathing apparatus, but formaldehyde causes chemical burns on exposed skin. So unless you're into serious pain, you'd probably get just as much pleasure out of the experience as your deceased wife would.
Do you understand how decomposition works? She’s not going to look anything like herself in death and the vagina is going to lose all vagina-ness no matter how “well” you “preserve” her.
Pfft. First-timers are always so simple
One day the Devil himself crouched down spread his butt cheeks, and out popped you, just like that. 🤷🏻♀️
Why the fuck would you do that?
Yes I know it isn't the correct word I should really be using. Wouldn't you want a photo to remember her by?
Why'd you want to have intercourse with a dead body?
Not only would you look like a complete idiot but you sound like a person who's very clueless and very reckless with their own actions.
In short you shouldn't really do that.
My wife is VERY attractive, so why wouldnt i want to have sex with her lifeless body? Btw no one would know other than me, my wife and possibly her family.
I'm sure her family will enjoy the talks about how you're banging their relatives dead body around the holidays.
Most jurisdictions have rules about how corpses should be treated and their final disposal. In many places, it's a crime to not report a death, and also a crime to not deal with a body in one of a few specific ways within a certain time period.
As KholatKhult says, people don't look the same after they've died, and decomposition begins pretty soon after death. If you believe your wife would look as good as the corpses you see on TV and in the movies, you're deluded. There's a reason why morticians need training in preparing bodies for open-casket services, and there's a reason why the reality often falls far short of what the deceased's family members expected to see.
bro honestly a custom sex robot that looks like her (with her consent) or some shit sounds more appealing and moral than fucking her dead body... like wtf
It’s disrespectful to the dead. I doubt you would like the idea of someone banging your corpse.
I would be completely ok with my wife banging my corpse after my passing
I wouldn’t care if someone banged my corpse because I would be dead so it would not affect me at all. You can not disrespect a corpse because it is not a person, it’s the same as using a sex toy or pleasuring yourself with any other inanimate object.
Yeah it doesn't make sense, people are fine with their bodies getting put in ovens and burned or experimented on but man id sure be mad if the med student that was practicing surgery on me had sex with me after, that's just crossing the line. People are such prudes.
Jesus christ this forum has more and more weird stuff each time I pop in.