That my boyfriend's farts change pitch after shaving?

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i wanted to eat my boyfriend's ass, so one day he surprised me with a shaved ass but his farts just sound completely different like they get high pitched and it freaks me out everytime. our relationship is not the same anymore. please help me with this

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    He should fart in your mouth.

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  • barrysbigbeanbag
    7 years ago

    What sort of razor is he using?

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  • xfg46
    7 years ago

    Soak his sphincter in melted butter for about an hour.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    why are gay men so obsessed with farts? he shaved his ass so you could have some smooth barebacking and all you want to do is make fun of his farts. i would tell you to fuck off and find some new meat.

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