That i like to eat my own dirty by-products?

I like to eat every dirty thing that can possible come off of me or out of me. I started off rather tame like saving the water after I brush my teeth in a thermos I keep in the bathroom, when it gets full, I just throw 'er back like a cold beer on a hot, sunny day. Then I graduated to eating my own toe and fingernail clippings, boogers, scabs, even the pubes left behind on the toilet seat after I shave my balls. I even like to chew on my dirty old bandages.

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  • Wow, this makes the average booger eatin' rugrat look downright sanitary and well mannered.

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  • Obvious troll is obvious

    2/10

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    • I like troll posts.

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  • No you don't.

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  • Jeeze you sound like my dog. Do you happen to eat your vomit as well?

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  • I think I just threw up a little. That's nasty.

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  • I like to lick the toilet paper after i wipe my ass from time to time

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  • You should start your own survival show. Even Bear Grylls stops at drinking his own piss. I wonder how long you could last eating your own excrement?

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  • GONORHEA

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  • Some woman tried to punch me in the face at walmart cause I had a nicer fupa than her, she had an entire shopping cart of mayonaise

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  • Reminds me of that time in Walmart when a dude threatened to punch me in the face after I took the last box of Rice Krispies Treats cereal off the shelf. He literally smelled like used tampons and his breath smelled like diarrhea that's been sitting in the toilet overnight after the toilet's been clogged. After he made his threat, I ran with the cereal and let the employees deal with him. I don't think that guy was mentally stable...

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  • Is that all? You're an amateur man.

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  • Very entertaining.

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