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  • bucho's_butt
    7 years ago | pl

    You can come visit me too if you want. I don't want Mel there though. Or this derpy fellow. I don't want it to be a sausage fest. We'll go get brie and baguettes at the local health food store and drink yerba mate like a couple of douches.

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    • CountessDouche
      7 years ago | pl

      Yessss! We can subtly look down on racists whilst we sip chia tea in our spandex bike clothing sewn by Taiwanese children, and eat gluten free muffins. Did you know that gluten free muffins exist? I recently discovered this. How do bread products exist in the absence of gluten? Let us ponder this along with ayn rand. *has a white people orgasm*

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      • bucho's_butt
        7 years ago | pl

        Yes I'm aware of gluten free muffins. You throw a hodgepodge of flax seed and twigs and orange peel together and voila: glutard muffins.

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        • CountessDouche
          7 years ago | pl

          I feel like those would cause anal leakage, but as long as they're gluten free and provide a sense of superiority as their key nutrient...

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          • bucho's_butt
            7 years ago | pl

            They do provide a sense of superiority but simultaneously degrade the mental faculties involved in making rational decisions. In other words..they turn people into total mongoloids. One of my favorite glutard questions: hey is there gluten in this butter? Give me a fucking break.

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