Tell me a sex joke

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  • woman on high rise. flapping her rug over the railing of her top floor apartment. Gust of wind pulls he and the carpet over the railing. She is falling to her death & starts screaming.

    Guy floors below hears her screaming and reaches out and catches her. She is like "OMG you saved me!!!" He says well then will you suck me since I saved your life? She is like "omg no are you crazy? So he drops her.

    Guy 15 floors down heard the commotion and as he looks up, see her falling. Catches her. She is in his arms, and says Thank you thank you omg omg. He asks her if she will fuck him for catching her. She responds omg no... He drops her.

    She is falling to her sure death this time, but 10 floors from the ground another man catches her. Right away she says "I'll suck you, I'll fuck you!!!"

    Man says 'slut' and drops her.

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