Tell me a sex joke

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    7 years ago | pl

    Had sex with a blind woman last night, she didn't see me coming.

    Okay that was terrible, I'm sorry.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      7 years ago | pl

      back in the 90s they came out with an all black condom called the 'stealth condom'

      theys motto was 'theyll never see you coming'

      course the government crushed outta bidness em because arrogant flag officers with no humor

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      • anti-hero
        7 years ago | pl

        I prefer the Moby Dick brand slogan, for a whale of a man.

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        • AlmightyGawd
          7 years ago | pl

          You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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