A guy goes on a date with a totally hot blonde. They go back to her place and he asks her if she would like to have anal sex. She replies, "God no, that's utterly disgusting!" So he persisted and asked if she would like to have regular sex. She says, "No thank you. I saving myself for marriage". Exasperated and horny as hell, the man asks, "Well, where do you stand on oral sex?" The blonde replied, "Well, I don't see why that matters. But I don't stand, I kneel. Usually by the side of the bed".
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A guy goes on a date with a totally hot blonde. They go back to her place and he asks her if she would like to have anal sex. She replies, "God no, that's utterly disgusting!" So he persisted and asked if she would like to have regular sex. She says, "No thank you. I saving myself for marriage". Exasperated and horny as hell, the man asks, "Well, where do you stand on oral sex?" The blonde replied, "Well, I don't see why that matters. But I don't stand, I kneel. Usually by the side of the bed".