I know I will Get shit for telling these. My brother, a pastor, told me these.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower ?
Hand her a shovel.
What do you call a woman with one black eye ? A good listener.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ? Nothing, you done told her twice.
DAMN, I can almost hear the nasty comments now. But to my defense- I couldn't think of any others and my brother told me these. So they kinda stick in my head. Please know that I do NOT endorse, encourage, agree with, support, or in any other way feel that domestic violence is a way to deal with problems people have in their lives. There is ALWAYS a civil, non violent way to deal with issues within relationships.
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I know I will Get shit for telling these. My brother, a pastor, told me these.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower ?
Hand her a shovel.
What do you call a woman with one black eye ? A good listener.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ? Nothing, you done told her twice.
DAMN, I can almost hear the nasty comments now. But to my defense- I couldn't think of any others and my brother told me these. So they kinda stick in my head. Please know that I do NOT endorse, encourage, agree with, support, or in any other way feel that domestic violence is a way to deal with problems people have in their lives. There is ALWAYS a civil, non violent way to deal with issues within relationships.
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Hilarious. I'm sure he's a huge help when a member of his flock comes to him seeking advice and assistance due to domestic violence.
No need for all the platitudes or whatever they are. Those are good jokes 😂 Fuck assholes with no sense of humor.
apologizing for a joke ? grow some balls