Taking a tango class so i can get creepy with the ladies

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I think they’ll be forced to dance with me at some point so there’ll be lots of touching. Then I can nut myself in the restroom. It’ll be my first physical contact with females ever. I can’t wait!

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I predict the ladies you’ll be encountering in tango class will be in their sixties at the youngest, but if you have a hankering for some wrinkly old pussay than go forth, my friend.

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Instead of all that, why not just ask us out. We fuck too you stupid moron.

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    • megadriver
      5 years ago

      Hahahaha! Best thing I've heard this week XD

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    Good idea bro. See if you can sneak into the changing rooms after and sniff where they were sitting.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    🤮

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Get em bro

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  • YoloKingSwag69
    5 years ago

    This is just gross

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    What are you, a creepy uncle type?!

    Get a prostitute! Surely a pro costs about the same as a few tango classes right?

    This idea of yours is among the stupidest things I've ever heard, but it would be pretty funny how the women get creeped out, you get kicked out from tango school and get a restraining order.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Not sure if tango is the best option.

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