Suspended from job watch should i do

I recently been suspended without pay from my job at a behavioral clinic. I've been working for this business for 5 years now without issues I have resently been caught in the break room inserting my testicles on a food product of a Co workers lunch in which whome I have a crush on whenever I see her I get turned on I am 22 and she is in her 30s which is why I am embarrassed I have never done anything like this before and we have gotten real close as friends since she was hired a few months after me. I am unsure what to do she doesn't know why I've been suspended but I'm sure she'll find out, my boss showed the security camera footage of the whole ordeal and I'm suspended until further notice this happened two days ago please help thanks

Should I call Bethany the victim of my stupidity and appologize 16
Should I hire attorney 5
Quit the job and move states 28
Tell my boss I was framed 4
Other... Please elaborate 3
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Comments ( 42 )
  • charli.m

    Idiot.

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    • anti-hero

      Maybe op should take the time off and use it to study the English language.

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      • BobsburgersRgood

        Thanks for the advice at least you were helpful and not too critical like the others

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    • cluiffa

      +1

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    • Kasper_212

      Do you know what idiot means?
      Cus if you do you will know that you used it wrong.
      if you want i can tell you what it really means.

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      • charli.m

        If you mean the original meaning refering to someone with severe retardation, I know. Do you understand the contemporary usage?

        I guess you won't understand what I mean when I call you a tool.

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        • Kasper_212

          Nope you moron, you have no clue on what the word idiot means.

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      • charli.m

        http://isitnormal.com/poll/guy-pressured-me-to-have-sex-until-i-finally-agreed-sexual-assult-182909/comment-1837498

        POT. KETTLE. BLACK.

        You fuckknuckle.

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        • Kasper_212

          If you saw how i used it you might have picked up a clue on how i used it.
          No wait you don't know how i used it so SHUT THE FUCK UP please

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          • charli.m

            You're a cunt. Don't go abusing people and bbeing a condescending prick if you're gonna go get all butthurt when they treat you in kind.

            Idiot.

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            • Kasper_212

              The funny thing is you are the asshole here, cus i just told you a fact and got mad and called me a tool -.- so once again i got the superior mind.

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            • Kasper_212

              1. I just said you didn't read how i used it and if you don't know what the word really means it is no chanse you can guess it
              2. I said please
              3. I am not butthurt i just love watchong people waist time on repying to a coment i made

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  • VirgilManly

    I hate when that happens.

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    • BobsburgersRgood

      Thanks finally someone who can relate to my situation what do you think I should do since you've been there

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      • VirgilManly

        Actually I hate when people rub their balls on my lunch.
        As for you, you should check yourself into an institution.

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        • RoseIsabella

          You're my kinda lowland gorilla!

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          • VirgilManly

            Here's a video of from my family reunion-
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg

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  • thegypsysailor

    A few years in prison should teach this idiot some boundaries. Of course, I believe this is a troll, because I honestly can not believe that ANYBODY could be that stupid. At least I hope not.

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  • disthing

    The thing that bothered me most about this post was the sentence:

    "...Co workers lunch in which whome I have a crush on"

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    • charli.m

      Oh jesus. ...I didn't see that at first.

      Fuckin awesome.

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    • BobsburgersRgood

      Don't worry she's hot and have a nice booty to

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  • Parky_Parker

    I hope this is fake, because that's a pretty fucking stupid thing to do.

    If you really did that, you're messed up in the head. You can't really expect to get your job back. Life lesson 101: always assume cameras are around, especially at a workplace.

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  • gummy_jr

    You deserved it

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    • BobsburgersRgood

      Nobody's perfect please I post my issues here hoping for advice not criticism I'm not proud of what I did dammit

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      • gummy_jr

        you deserved it

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm going to go watch some falcons pull out people's teeth through their anus now...

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  • suspended? you have been kicked up the a*** and thrown out the building

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  • Wasn't this similar to the case with the pube hair on the soda can?

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  • Kasper_212

    Male behavior stating Kasper
    Ok just let me tell you something, your behavior is quite commun to tell the truth.
    I use hours per day reaserching and learning snd this seem to be too commun MALE behavior.
    But one thing is you should go tell her about what happend and explain also tell her you said it cus you did not want her to find out about this through the job.

    (Enfing credits roling)
    writer Kasper
    Editor Kasper
    Kasper Kasper
    Voice Obama

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  • RoseIsabella

    As far as I'm concerned you're lucky. If I were your boss I would have fired you and permanently banned you from the premises. Honestly, they're probably going to fire you. I bet they're just consulting with their lawyers to make sure everything is done by the book so they aren't liable for anything.

    You sound like a real loser! That poor woman is probably horrified and afraid to use the refrigerator at work now. Why would you do something so stupid and disgusting? What were you hoping to accomplish? What's wrong with you?

    I think they should have called to police and had you arrested. People like you are disgusting and pathetic!

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    • mlbryan44

      And if I was your boss, I would fuck you silly!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope.

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      • BobsburgersRgood

        I can see why one would find this wrong but at the time it seemed like a good idea to me also I'm sure this is normal behavior in some people's point of view and they see it like I do I'm just upset there was a darn camera in the break room my mistake but I'm sure if someone was in my shoes they would have done simular activities

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        • RoseIsabella

          What about germs and disease? This chick could have gotten sick from eating food you contaminated. Why would she or anyone want to eat food that was tampered with like that? Don't you care about how she feels?

          I cannot imagine any scenario I would have done anything remotely similar.

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          • BobsburgersRgood

            Your right it was wrong and I felt bad because we were close friends but as long as she doesn't sue me it's all good in gravy

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