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The other day I was vacuuming the vents in my house and I was using the tubey thing. I had the strongest urge to fart and didn't feel like smelling it so I put the tube up to my asshole and farted and the vacuum sucked it right out!
I didn't smell a thing! Is this normal?
No way is that normal! You wasted an opportunity to enjoy the whiff of your homemade chemical bomb! Really disappointing...
I belong to the 'Enjoy the smell of my own fart' post, but it closed :-(
I was once clinically depressed. I could not enjoy anything, except despite this black hole of misery the only thing I did enjoy still was the smell of my own farts! It's what pulled me through and its made me even more proud of my ability to produce such a deadly cocktail of noxious gases. I think 'Wow! I made that' - achievement!
Everyone does that. Don't you have the discreet portable pocket fart sucker like the rest of us? The deluxe one even comes with a small projector and sound machine to display a flock of ducks flying by, quacking intensely to create a diversion. There's even a wet/dry version for the occasional sharter in your life.