Stuck egg in vagina

Not equipped to answer, perhaps ask a chicken?

You'll be lucky if you can get it soft boiled.

Its ok , just leave it until it hatches into a duck or snake

Ummm.. Idk. I do know that if an egg is not released during ovulation it can result in an ovarian cyst.

You're gonna be picking eggshells out of your cunt.

I actually have a story about this lol.

Birds have cloaca and don't you ever forget it. Now leave those eggs alone.