Straw stuck in penis. please help

Due to foreplay with my girlfriend, I got a bendy straw stuck in my penis where the hole is. I'm afraid to pull it out because it hurts and I don't want to go to the doctor due to embarrassment of size. PLEASE HELP

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  • RoseIsabella

    That's funny.

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  • mrbrownfinger

    Leave it in. Your new super power is you can piss around corners.

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  • VirgilManly

    So leave it in and learn to live with it.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    I'd say you're a Troll with a problem.

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  • TJCupid

    How long has it been in there ? And how far ? It had to hurt going in. So, yes, expect the same pulling it out. I would get over the fear of pain or embarrassment: You might get a serious infection.

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