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Everytime my girlfriend gives me a blowjob... I always try to fart, just to see what she would do... This is strange, but its all i can think about to make it last longer. I have done this in the past, and it has backfired... you can guess what happened. i made a mess!
I would tread lightly when a girl has your manly bits in her mouth and hands...
Dude, I told you how insulting it is when you refer to me as your GIRLfriend. It's 2011. We don't have to be in the closet.
F***ing sick if you ask me. I can imagine anyone getting turned on by this. And if you're doing it as a joke, then you don't have a drop of respect for the person you are with.
Just give her fair warning. You lose about 5 seconds when you have to fart so if you think your gonna finish in 10 seconds and your gonna fart in 5, its time to let her know.
lol omg that was so friggin funny you just gave me the funniness I needed for this day omg lolololol. You friggin **** all over the place lolololol... ok i'm done, and that won't make it longer, it will cut it short!
if the smell of a fart turns her on,you may get the best bj you ever had.lol