Strange things turn me on

When me and my girlfriend are building up to sex... (foreplay) i cant help but mucking things up, by putting on silly voices as if my penis is talking. This has lost be 4 previous girlfriends. or i just say the most inapropriate things i can think of... its not good, and i need help!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Go on Fetlife and see if you can find others like you.

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  • daydreamer394

    LOL.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You need a kooky girl like yourself who makes her cooch talk.

    Problem solved.

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  • CuriousMatt

    I'm a firm believer in "being yourself" (as long as it doesn't hurt or affect others in a majorly negative way that is), so I say keep in mind that everyone's different, and be your own natural self.

    In regards to your problem however, it depends on what you are looking for. If you are purely looking for sex and nothing else, then I say when you're with a woman just go with what she wants and be thankful you're getting some.

    But if you are looking for love and a proper relationship, then just be yourself. If someone have real feelings for you, then they would like/love you for who you are.

    Let me leave you with a quote.

    "The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them."

    --Anonymous

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  • Crazydiamond

    It's simple - don't say anything, good, bad or otherwise. Problem solved.

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