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i mastrobate almost every night and when iam about to squart i have to run to the bathroom i want a new way so i can squart in bed with out a condom
Squart?
Cum in your hand and have a roll of toilet paper in your bedroom somewhere easy to access for cleaning up (eg. under the bed). Easy.
Well, if you are that fastidious, you could always go into the bathroom to masturbate in the first place. I know I used to like to masturbate in the bath tub when I was young.
My mom did not want me messing up her sheets with my sperm either, so she used to let me squirt it inside of her. Of course, it always seemed to me that it could probably still leak out of her during the night, but that is what she said. Oh, well!
Or you can go to a doctor and have a castration... That way you won't come... And it's very sexy having a castrated man to dominate.
Set a small rag over your penis when you are about to ejaculate. This keeps it fr flying across the room at 30 mph (that's how fast it sprays).
My advise, is that before you masturbate say get some toilet tissue or a old peice of cloth/clothing something that if your lieing on your back you can put over you. Also more advise, after masturbating go straight into the bath or dont leave it ages. Go in asap but dont worry. Just think if you leave cum on you its a living microscopic creature CUM made up of millions of little creatures. They will bite if you get me, and may end up leaving you with spots.
Skeeting into a sock can use up shitloads of socks for most guys.
Tissues man.. They are the way to go.
Do what most other men do and spray it into a sock. As you get older, you will prepare yourself before going all out on masturbation and hold something to 'finish' in.
If you're laying on your back, put a towel or old t-shirt on your chest.