Stealing things

59% Normal
14 Comments

I get the urge to steal.
Not cell phones and clothes etc
But pencils
Nothing's better than having a nice good pencil
Why buy one? When you can steal ONE.
Is it normal ?

Voting Results
59% Normal
Based on 66 votes (39 yes)
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Comments ( 14 )
  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    Normal. Just don't get caught.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    I accidentally stole a sparkly gel pen from an art supply store, once.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    I get the urge to steal all kinds of stuff. There are a lot of things better than "having a nice good pencil".

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Try ironing.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      Come on now, nobody wants flat pencils.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        The carpenters do you silly woodpecker.

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        • Terence_the_viking
          11 years ago

          Bird Fight.

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            I always win. I fight drrrrty

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            • NotStrangeBird
              11 years ago

              Fighting, drinking and fucking.

              Any combination of two of these will always lead to the third option.

              You might get more than you bargained for, birdie.

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  • problem?
    9 years ago

    It could be kleptomania? That's kind of normal... To kleptic people

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    This is known as a clefto.

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  • TamedBeing
    11 years ago

    What I steal isn't physical. I act on my urges to steal the virginity of young girls.

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