Sometimes i take a shit in my girlfriend's sock drawer

If she does something that pisses me off, I'll take a dump in her sock drawer. She says this is so horrible and calls me abusive for doing that, makes a big deal about it, threatening to leave me. I mean, she is seriously overreacting here. How is taking a dump on somebody's stuff abusive? It's not like I hit her or something. It's literally just shit that can be cleaned up, big freaking deal.

She's all pissed at me because I crapped on her stuff last night and making a big freaking deal over this. But I think she's cheating on me. And she wouldn't let me see her phone, which is why I took a shit in her sock drawer in the first place.

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Comments ( 12 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Wow! A chihuahua that can use a smartphone!

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  • SKDM007

    i think your gf takes a shit in your mouth at night

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  • leggs91200

    Of course this is just the short bus crowd claiming to do this.

    If I were your G/F and you did that, rest assured your head would be bouncing off the floor when I found a turd in my sock drawer.

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  • How immature and stupid! And this is coming from me, mind you!

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  • Well, she probably kisses you after sucking other guys dicks. So even Steven.

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    • Glad somebody understands

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      • Glad your glad... Now is there anything else Stain can help you with today sir?

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I am on your gfs side I'd be pissed to if someone crapped in my things.

    Plus she might be cheating on you for that reason bro I mean really there are different types of abuse that don't involve hitting or beatings it's called mental abuse.

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  • No that’s weird. Pants drawer or nothing.

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  • Winstonall

    I do this to my mom and she cry’s all the time lmao ik what’s the big deal

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    • I agree. I feel like shitting in the sock drawer is a totally fair thing to do. I agree, what's the big freaking deal?

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  • loolyloly

    Honestly, I can understand why she is upset. I don't understand how you think this is okay because it's not. Poop is not sterile. Touching some can make you very sick especially if you don't wash you hands. You taking a shit in her sock drawer can affect not only her health but yours as well. I would suggest not doing that anymore unless you want to get some sort of illness.

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