Sometimes i take a shit in my girlfriend's sock drawer
If she does something that pisses me off, I'll take a dump in her sock drawer. She says this is so horrible and calls me abusive for doing that, makes a big deal about it, threatening to leave me. I mean, she is seriously overreacting here. How is taking a dump on somebody's stuff abusive? It's not like I hit her or something. It's literally just shit that can be cleaned up, big freaking deal.
She's all pissed at me because I crapped on her stuff last night and making a big freaking deal over this. But I think she's cheating on me. And she wouldn't let me see her phone, which is why I took a shit in her sock drawer in the first place.