Something is touching me in my bed

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  • Bazinga
    5 years ago | pl

    A plastic Donald Trump statue on a suction cup keeps them away every time. Problem solved.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago | pl

      I had a small plastic glow in the dark statue of St Jude on my desk, and when this guy I didn't like touched it, I picked it up and washed it.

      I dunno why I mentioned that, but I felt like sharing.

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      • Bazinga
        5 years ago | pl

        You should have turned one of your desk drawers into a play apartment for Jude. In the drawer, you could have a miniature bed, a bar with play beer on tap, and a cute girlfriend doll so Jude doesn't get lonely.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago | pl

          Nope, he was right on top of my computer monitor. It was a bit of an inside joke, because the job was a hopeless cause.

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          • Bazinga
            5 years ago | pl

            Glad you're not working their anymore. Inability to abandon hope in hopeless situations leads to very very very bad things.

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