Something fell off the shelf

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  • I found a pack of flour on the floor once, stomped on it and went about my business.

    Take that society.

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    • Oh, that was you!

      I saw your stomped on packet of flour on the floor, so I stomped on 4 eggs, I stomped on a bag of sugar and I stomped on some butter. Then I threw some ignited napalm on the floor and waited for the delicious cake to bake.

      40 people died that day.

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    • That's it! You only get dry cat food for the next week >:(

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