Social anxiety causing uncontrolled bowel movements

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I almost shit myself when I'm around other people if I have one baking in the oven. Is this common with animals? Because I noticed rodents and reptiles shit when they get scared.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    Empty the oven before you go out.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago | pl

      What does shitting oneself and something in the oven have anything to do with each other??? The op should think about wearing diapers when out socializing. Sorry to sound like a smartass, but this sounds like a troll and not someone with a serious problem, since the op's paragraph doesn't quite make sense.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago | pl

    An encounter with an angry tweaker caused me to shart myself once.

    ... and No, I'm not kidding.

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    • Checkmate_King
      5 years ago | pl

      I hate it when that happens on the subway. You think it's a fart, then you hope it was a fart, but it's not. It's a shart. Hope you haven't had Mexican for lunch.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago | pl

      A cop friend told me he broke his nightstick in half over a tweakers shins and the guy wasn’t fazed and kept coming.

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      • Checkmate_King
        5 years ago | pl

        The only way to take them out is to make body parts unworkable -- like legs, knees, arms, eyes. They feel no pain. Hitler gave meth to all his shock troops and took it himself.

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago | pl

          Allies did something similar with all combat troops.
          My friend wound up punching the guy in the larynx, collapsing it, and the perp dropped like a sack of potatoes.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago | pl

        Scary.

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  • NormalEntity
    5 years ago | pl

    Haven't heard of that. Try breathing a lil man. Not fast. Give it more like a sigh.

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago | pl

    Scared shitless.

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  • Nemuriin
    5 years ago | pl

    Why did you ask about this being normal for other animals and not humans specifically? Are you a dog?

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  • fartmantis
    5 years ago | pl

    Why don't you poop in the toiler

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  • odilo_globotnik
    5 years ago | pl

    "baking in the oven"? Mein gott!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago | pl

    the way yall words it i could construe it to mean yalls shittin because someone came round checkin if yallre bakin peoples in ovens

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  • fakeaccount3
    5 years ago | pl

    Cute

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