Social anxiety causing uncontrolled bowel movements

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I almost shit myself when I'm around other people if I have one baking in the oven. Is this common with animals? Because I noticed rodents and reptiles shit when they get scared.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Empty the oven before you go out.

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    • Alichael
      6 years ago

      What does shitting oneself and something in the oven have anything to do with each other??? The op should think about wearing diapers when out socializing. Sorry to sound like a smartass, but this sounds like a troll and not someone with a serious problem, since the op's paragraph doesn't quite make sense.

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      • [Old Memory]
        6 years ago

        The OP is insinuating they feel a bowel movement coming on, incubating “in the oven” (aka their stomach).
        Yep, most likely a troll post. Shit is on the top ten list for subject matter here, and always a troll favorite.

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        • internationalCookieCorporation
          6 years ago

          What are the other nine?

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          • [Old Memory]
            6 years ago

            I changed my answer since you are trolling. 2-10 are about your momma. You really want me to list them?

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    An encounter with an angry tweaker caused me to shart myself once.

    ... and No, I'm not kidding.

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    • Checkmate_King
      6 years ago

      I hate it when that happens on the subway. You think it's a fart, then you hope it was a fart, but it's not. It's a shart. Hope you haven't had Mexican for lunch.

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    • [Old Memory]
      6 years ago

      A cop friend told me he broke his nightstick in half over a tweakers shins and the guy wasn’t fazed and kept coming.

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      • Checkmate_King
        6 years ago

        The only way to take them out is to make body parts unworkable -- like legs, knees, arms, eyes. They feel no pain. Hitler gave meth to all his shock troops and took it himself.

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        • [Old Memory]
          6 years ago

          Allies did something similar with all combat troops.
          My friend wound up punching the guy in the larynx, collapsing it, and the perp dropped like a sack of potatoes.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Scary.

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        • McBean
          6 years ago

          I hear tweakers can have sex for 10 hours at a time. Whew.

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          • RoseIsabella
            6 years ago

            Damn.

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            • McBean
              6 years ago

              Damn is right.

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  • NormalEntity
    6 years ago

    Haven't heard of that. Try breathing a lil man. Not fast. Give it more like a sigh.

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  • nikkiclaire
    6 years ago

    Scared shitless.

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  • Nemuriin
    6 years ago

    Why did you ask about this being normal for other animals and not humans specifically? Are you a dog?

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  • fartmantis
    6 years ago

    Why don't you poop in the toiler

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  • odilo_globotnik
    6 years ago

    "baking in the oven"? Mein gott!

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    • Checkmate_King
      6 years ago

      Merde!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    6 years ago

    the way yall words it i could construe it to mean yalls shittin because someone came round checkin if yallre bakin peoples in ovens

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  • fakeaccount3
    6 years ago

    Cute

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