So um, is it normal to uh, try to suck your dick and actually succeed?

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So today I was in the bathroom and I decided "Hey you know let's stretch my foreskin out and put my tongue because, you know, comedy!" Well I did touch my foreskin with my tongue, I was pretty shocked and I immediately went to brush my teeth profusely. I want to know if this is normal because I kinda have a thousand mile stare because of what I just did. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, because I like girls. Is this normal?

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    I used to suck my dick when I was younger on a regular basis, I even used to cum in my mouth and swallow it!

    Ahhh those were the days, unfortunately with age men are prone to grow paunches and this makes it near impossible to suck your own dick anymore....

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    • RamennoodleMaster
      8 years ago

      that sucks! best u can do is call them regardless and set up your own events, if you let other people be in charge of setting things up your leaving your time and emotional investments in their hands, keep trying my friend.

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      • sexysonofsam
        8 years ago

        My question to you would be, are you possibly i candidate that i may call up when I need my dick to be sucked?

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        • sexysonofsam
          8 years ago

          Well lest just say that I would not be totally against sucking your dick until you cum in my mouth but are you at ease with returning the favour?

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  • bigol'dick
    8 years ago

    Nope. You're a very lucky boy. I've always wanted to eat myself out.

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  • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers
    8 years ago

    Your mother will ask you father "Honey, have you noticed that Junior's breath smells just like mine after I get done licking your balls and gobbling your knob?".

    To which your father will reply "Should we join PFLAG or try converion therapy?".

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    • wistfulmaiden
      8 years ago

      If your parents buy you some Binaca... You know why

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Get a curcomsison, chicks hate dick cheese.

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    • Hank55
      8 years ago

      In countries where water is not scarce and soap is available, circumcision is totally unnecessary and a leftover of primitive tribal customs.

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    • Johnnyboi
      8 years ago

      That's why you clean your dick... clearly you don't.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        Well I am curcomcised so I don't have to peel my forskin back and scrub it out after every piss. Unless you are washing an uncircumcised dick after every piss, which few if any guys do, the thing is fucking nasty and I don't blame any girl for not wanting to suck it. Curcomcised dicks don't have a useless forskin to collect piss inside of in the first place.

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        • Johnnyboi
          8 years ago

          True

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  • spunkluvr
    4 years ago

    Most guys have tried.

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  • Legion
    8 years ago

    Many have tried, few have succeeded.

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  • Dramatic666
    8 years ago

    It's a bit odd, but hey you where just trying to see cause, comedy, but just don't do it again... ew. your not gay or anything though

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    It's not normal to brush your teeth afterwards.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Ok you guys... I guess the answer is yes because apparently given the ability, most guys would suck their own dick. I would not lick my own pussy even if I were some sort of contortionist which I'm not.

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    • sexysonofsam
      8 years ago

      You just say so now because you are unable to do so, yet I firmly believe that if you were able to get face to face with your clitoris you certainly would not only lick it but suck it as well until you were elated by waves of pleasure flowing through your body!

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    • Hank55
      8 years ago

      Most guys can only do it when they have a penis of average or above average age, have a supple body, and are under about 25 years of age. Thereafter autofellatio (as it is called) is not really possible. With practice you can get you whole glans into your mouth and give yourself a blowjob if you want to.

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      • sexysonofsam
        8 years ago

        I sued to and it was wonderfull...sigh

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      • wistfulmaiden
        8 years ago

        I'll bet some Mongolian contortionists can do it:)

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  • FrankFirst
    8 years ago

    I stretched my foreskin out. It was pretty gross.

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  • Darktown_vs_Blackville
    8 years ago

    How did u do it, please advise

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