Mine isn't nearly as exciting as yours. I was on my way to work and I had the same feeling. A fart I just knew I couldn't hold in. I released it and it was much more than just air. I had to go home and change my pants and clean up my seat. I was so thankful that I wasn't out anywhere and I was just in my vehicle. I was late to work though. I made up an excuse though I didn't want to say, "Hey I am going to be late to work because I shit my pants!"
The worst was after I ate a hamburger at this super expensive gourmet restaurant with a bottle of wine and by the time I got home I didn't think I was gonna make it. As soon as I stepped out of the car I pooped my pants standing right out on the grass. Full on diarrhea. Massive explosion. It ran down my leg and onto my shoes. Then I had to walk the half a block up a couple flights of stairs past a bunch of apartments to get to mine. That was 6 years ago. I still wear the shoes.
So I pooped my pants at work the other day...
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Honestly I laugh because it had happened to me.
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Oh, tell me. I love a good pants pooping story.
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Mine isn't nearly as exciting as yours. I was on my way to work and I had the same feeling. A fart I just knew I couldn't hold in. I released it and it was much more than just air. I had to go home and change my pants and clean up my seat. I was so thankful that I wasn't out anywhere and I was just in my vehicle. I was late to work though. I made up an excuse though I didn't want to say, "Hey I am going to be late to work because I shit my pants!"
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The worst was after I ate a hamburger at this super expensive gourmet restaurant with a bottle of wine and by the time I got home I didn't think I was gonna make it. As soon as I stepped out of the car I pooped my pants standing right out on the grass. Full on diarrhea. Massive explosion. It ran down my leg and onto my shoes. Then I had to walk the half a block up a couple flights of stairs past a bunch of apartments to get to mine. That was 6 years ago. I still wear the shoes.
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You ordered a hamburger with wine at an expensive restaurant?
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It was a gourmet hamburger duh. Haha.