So I like typewriters, so what?

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  • Balderdash!! I remove my powdered wig for 2 things, and cheap sex with a lowly fornicatress is NOT one of them.

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    • *closes umbrella* Oh my, it's hot outside! My apologies, Sir. I was in your bureau earlier and simply cannot get something you said out of my mind.

      Oh! Absolutely unrelated to fornication, Sir. I'm only curious. What is this "White-Out" thing you speak of? *with index finger makes a curl in the air and points to own temple to sign BOSS's hair needs slight arranging*

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      • Well, m'lady, when my druggist was no longer able to provide me my opium tincture, I had to get resourceful. I'm not one to frequent those dingy, violent saloons so I alter my mind with various household chemicals.

        What's this about my hair, now? I've just had this wig re-powdered at the haberdashery and I'll be miffed if the job's been botched.

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        • Well, I guarantee, Sir, perhaps love is totally... zzzzzZzz...

          Why, I believe I shall order that "White-Out" thingy for myself! It's absolutely delightful! Thank you kindly! Good morrow!

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          • Oh my god they should give us a white name option oh but wiat we would blend with the background.

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