I'm not entirely convinced he wasn't a cat. Despite the fact that his voice was shakier than a murderer caught red-handed, I (foolishly) didn't even suspect him to be a cat until he claimed that he wasn't without having been accused.
Until that moment I was just kind of proceeding as if cats don't talk and attend Zoom meetings. Then he said that and I remembered that cats totally do talk and attend Zoom meetings, and "I'm not a cat" is exactly the kind of shit they always say. Talking cats lie a lot. This is why they make good lawyers.
The judge really dropped the ball by not responding with, "I'll be the judge of that, Mr. Whiskers."
Wake up sheeple. Lawyers are pretty much cats in human meat costumes. The sociothapy and enjoyment at playing with their prey? Coincidence? I think not.
If we really want to GO THERE. It's possible that cats have orchestrated the entire pandemic. I mean we've heard from users here who have definitively proven that the moon landing and the moon itself is not even real. Not a stretch to believe cats are behind this. They want opposable can opening thumbs at the ready. Warm meat pillows at their disposal.
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I wondered if we would agree or disagree but after seeing this highly important video on the matter I see we definitely feel the same.
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Ground control to major tom...
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This is major tom to ground control:
Chhht "I'm a. I'm here live. I'm not a cat"
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I'm not entirely convinced he wasn't a cat. Despite the fact that his voice was shakier than a murderer caught red-handed, I (foolishly) didn't even suspect him to be a cat until he claimed that he wasn't without having been accused.
Until that moment I was just kind of proceeding as if cats don't talk and attend Zoom meetings. Then he said that and I remembered that cats totally do talk and attend Zoom meetings, and "I'm not a cat" is exactly the kind of shit they always say. Talking cats lie a lot. This is why they make good lawyers.
The judge really dropped the ball by not responding with, "I'll be the judge of that, Mr. Whiskers."
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Wake up sheeple. Lawyers are pretty much cats in human meat costumes. The sociothapy and enjoyment at playing with their prey? Coincidence? I think not.
If we really want to GO THERE. It's possible that cats have orchestrated the entire pandemic. I mean we've heard from users here who have definitively proven that the moon landing and the moon itself is not even real. Not a stretch to believe cats are behind this. They want opposable can opening thumbs at the ready. Warm meat pillows at their disposal.
I'm a I'm not a cat...
Not a cat indeed