Smear shit on my face

Shithead.

So you like to get sh#tfaced....

I bet you build up a resistance to friendships as well.

Very normal and healthy. To build up your resistance to the maximum level, however, you must eat it also

Just a teensy bit trollish, but a daft idea in any case.

If you were to smear your own faeces on yourself, that would do no good at all since your body has already been exposed to the bacteria in it.

If you were to smear shit that's produced by another person or some animal, you just might expose yourself to bacteria which it's impossible to build up a resistance to. Antibiotics mean that most of us have never known someone who has been killed or disfigured by a bacterial infection, but it does still happen and the number of pathogens that are resistant to antibiotics is increasing.

Now that’s something even I wouldn’t do!

Troll.

Why don’t you smear it all over the walls of your house and turn your home into a fly farm.

Not funny

the fuck?

Does literally nothing to your resistance.

it's not normal, because almost no one does it. that should be the definition, right? for what is normal. anyway, you are free to do whatever you want but be responsible, and do your research before going to extremes.. I mean, if you just want shit on your face that;s fine. but are telling me it is proven to help with resitance?? WHERE DID U GET DAT IDEA BOI (im interested)

It makes you look and smell better than before..