Slapped on my way home...

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I went to the livestock auction, as usual on Tuesday evenings. I ended up buying a donkey and 2 chickens.

The guy who used to own the donkey told me a little trick. The donkey gets stubborn, like most, and if he stopped in his tracks and refused to move then I should scratch him behind his ears. OK, good to know.

So I'm walking home, leading the donkey and carrying my birds. The donkey just stops! I don't have a free hand to scratch him. So I'm standing there for a bit, he still won't move. Then a young lady comes walking by....maybe she can help.

I ask her..."Miss, can you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"

I got slapped!! What did I do?? I needed HELP!! People are CRAZY!!

is it normal for bitches to be trippin'?

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago | pl

    Hahaha! This is a classic.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Good thing she didn't drag your ass into court!!!

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Damn, where'd all the comments go

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    I never get inspected. I miss my windows sample profile pic. Woe is me.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    I'm gonna kick your ass for that!

    ...And then I'll scratch it behind the ears.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    lol, this is hilarious! XD

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  • Its_Called_Love
    11 years ago

    Cute joke, it got a laugh out of me. :D I wouldn't have slapped you, FYI.

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    I like this one.

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
    11 years ago

    Inspect my profile too, Good Sir.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    Inspect my profile bitch!

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago

    You should have just used your cock to scratch your ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Ironically, the next person to come walking by suggested something similar.

      He said, "Can't you reach your cock to your ass?"

      I said, "Probably"

      He said, "Then go fuck yourself"

      I don't get it. People are mean.

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        You need to learn slang!

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        • assfucking
          11 years ago

          you need to learn manners.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I found this funny :)

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Someone's trying a little too hard.

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  • theaverageatheist
    11 years ago

    hahahaha

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  • Weirdgirl
    11 years ago

    That's a good one

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind
    11 years ago

    Haha! That was funny, I needed a good laugh this morning!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    I love a good chicken joke.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    haha funny:D

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    Boy that seriously made me laugh!

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  • bumblecreek
    11 years ago

    did you come up with this on your own? or did you steal it from a jokebook.

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  • Wüstenfuchs
    11 years ago

    I'd have at least slapped your ass.

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  • Allistalla
    11 years ago

    Either your trolling or do not know synynoms. Cock to most is not a bird but a guys privates and ass to most is your butt. Either your a big troll or a very confused travaler. Say donkey and chicken.

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      The story is supposed to be a joke Allistalla!

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        Yes but I was not a dick and gave a honest awnser. So you can all go fuck yourselfs.

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        • dinz
          11 years ago

          Your comment perfectly illustrate the very thing you whined about on another post. Personal attacks on a person who obviously had no intentions to insult you is being a TROLL.

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        • charli.m
          11 years ago

          Shackleford has defended you against people making fun of you the entire time you've been on IIN.

          And this is how you repay him?

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          • Allistalla
            11 years ago

            Its not auctully directed at him. The one who was not a dick so Im done here.

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