Silicon sphincter stimulation

Let me know if anyone else has tried this or is willing to try and give me some feedback. . . it works for me

Sometimes when I'm extra giving, I do this special procedure: First I take the silicon cover of my phone and clean my a**hole with it, then I take rubber bands and wrap one around each of my big toes and testicles (be sure not to cut off circulation) then I imagine shaving my neighbors cat and glueing the hair to my shaft, I of course don't do this but I sometimes buy cat toys to rub on it to simulate this fantasy. (I don't reause my cat toys for personal reasons relating to my mother so this is often just a special treat) As I ride my lubed bath tube while yanking the tip of my d*** I slowly pull the silicon cover out of my ass and throw it at the mirror when I climax. . .I usually aim high on the mirror so I can create a better streak. This is the most amazing way I have twurked it. I know it sounds complicated but trust me it's worth all the effort.
Afterwards if you really want to feel satisfied get urself a spoonful of top-the-tater with a sprinkle of cinnamon on it and enjoy while wearing an adult daiper ( the diaper is very important because for ultimate satisfaction the ability to wet yourself and bask in the warmth and wetness after your night of pleasure is crucial)
oh and I try to remember to take off the rubber bands

Is this normal?