Shrek is love
The bog rumbles ominously as I slowly rise from the depths of the swamp, covered in algae. "You may have taken my account, but I'll always come back." I rumble into the mist, my eyes glowing threatingly. "The ogrelord will always return. This is my swamp." I hiss, beginning to convulse as I let out a mighty roar. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
shoutout to faceless and silverline it's ya boi