Should i use my extra income on retirement or whores?

I hate life. Whenever people I know in their 30s and 40s passionately talk about their pensions and retirement plans, I just think to myself, "why..."

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  • leggs91200

    I would not solicit no damn whores, cause if you get an STD then you might be spending money on treatments.
    Who wants to go to a doctor and say, "I fucked some skanky hoebag and now my shit is going to fall off."

    Save your money.

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  • Depends if you wanna fuck while your dick still works.

    Or if you want money while you physically can’t work.

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  • Nicole20

    Best be prudent and have a few prostitutes but also save a bit for retirement. Life isn't all or nothing. You could also get desperate street walkers who are a lot cheaper.

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  • SimpleSimonThePieMan

    There’s no such thing as retirement anymore. Everybody is working. Go with the whores. Maybe buy yourself a cake too. Fuck it, it’s your money. Don’t limit it to just whores or retirement.

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  • Columbusbiguy

    You need to do what makes you happy. If that is buying a whore or two, knock yourself out. It's your money and life, live it by your rules.

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  • Whores are a sure thing. Retirement is a crapshoot! Go with the whores!

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  • jethro

    Always for the whores. Once you are retired, even the whoeres wont have anything to do with you. So get it while you can.

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  • McBean

    A life well lived takes imagination. Neither whores nor a pension will get you there. You could imagine what you want to do when you retire. Then you can practice doing it on the cheap before retirement. For example, say you want to travel and you want to fuck. Put camp gear in the backseat of your car with a blowup doll in the front seat of your car. Then you put on your sunglasses and take your plastic friend for an overnight trip to the woods.

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  • BlindSpot

    You will know why when you are old and tired, and have zilch in your bank account. Then you will run begging to them whores to give you a refund. Hehe

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