Should i tell her i'm god?

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This girl I been screwing around with feels guilt in her heart about getting on her hands and knees and worshipping me. My heart is now troubled and I desire your assistance.

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  • wigz
    7 years ago | pl

    If you have to tell her you're God, you're not God.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago | pl

    Ooh ooh! If you're telling your girlfriend you're God, can I tell my boyfriend I'm an owl? Hoot hoot!

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  • keru
    7 years ago | pl

    Imagine your life, kid. Think about it.

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  • MauriceLikesChicks1015
    7 years ago | pl

    Lmao Sorry to break it to you bud but you're not a God although you are a saint just like everyone else since we have our guardian angels watching over us all. ;)

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  • dytrog
    7 years ago | pl

    Tell her get on her knees and you will fill her belly with your spirit. The next time tell her spread your legs and you will fill it with the second of 3 spirits. The 3'rd time stick it in her ass. Do it for 3 months then tell her you are the Devil and she failed Gods tests.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    Um.,. what?

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  • ChristinaKawaii
    7 years ago | pl

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago | pl

    You ought to do something impossible for a human first, otherwise she won't believe you.

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