Should i name my son art?
so my wife is giving birth to our son right now and i always wanted to name my son Art, i always wanted a son who could be a famous painter and paint better than Leonardo La Vinci . should i name my son Art?
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so my wife is giving birth to our son right now and i always wanted to name my son Art, i always wanted a son who could be a famous painter and paint better than Leonardo La Vinci . should i name my son Art?
You have had nine months to decide...and you choose the time she's actually having the baby? You know you have a reasonable amount of time after the birth to name the baby, right? Don't you think you have some more important things to fo right this second? I know birth is a long process, but fuck.
I would definitely de-ball you if you were my partner.
I knew a guy in middle school that they used to call Bart the fart, but the thing is that he really did fart all the time. He would drop these lethal silent but violent farts all the time. He would fart so bad that it would wake kids who fell asleep in class. It wasn't unheard of for a fart of his to drift up to the teacher's desk.
His name should be Penis. And if you have additional sons their names should be Gay, Fart, Ass, and Ballsack. For daughters, I'd suggest Vagina, Breast, Whore, Pansy, and Womb.
Ideas for Twins:
Bitch and Panties (Girl Twins)
Masturbate and Semen (Boy Twins)
and
Cunt and Prostate (for Girl/Boy Twins)
You're welcome. ^_^