Should i name my son art?

so my wife is giving birth to our son right now and i always wanted to name my son Art, i always wanted a son who could be a famous painter and paint better than Leonardo La Vinci . should i name my son Art?

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  • Your wife is giving birth right now and you're on the internet?

    If I were her, you'd be getting kicked.

    Also, why are you asking the internet instead of her?

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    • I wrote this on my tablet, my wife just can't decide which name she should pick so she would let me pick the name.

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      • You have had nine months to decide...and you choose the time she's actually having the baby? You know you have a reasonable amount of time after the birth to name the baby, right? Don't you think you have some more important things to fo right this second? I know birth is a long process, but fuck.

        I would definitely de-ball you if you were my partner.

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    • Omg. CRYING.

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  • How about you name him Arthur and you can call him Art in private, cos kids at school are bound to call him Art the fart.

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    • I knew a guy in middle school that they used to call Bart the fart, but the thing is that he really did fart all the time. He would drop these lethal silent but violent farts all the time. He would fart so bad that it would wake kids who fell asleep in class. It wasn't unheard of for a fart of his to drift up to the teacher's desk.

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    • I can't believe you used that as a genuine reason.

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  • I want to name my son Artis :P

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  • I'd say give him a full name, and have Art be his nickname derived fromsomething with 'art" in it. Good luck, and congrats on the kid!

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  • Well, who knows if he'd be good at art or not... The name won't really tell...

    But it's your son, so it's your choice, anyway.

    Also, bullying could make him stronger, so... yeah...

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  • I see nothing wrong in this.

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    • In my old school someone called art would never live it down, not just name calling I'm talking physical bullying

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      • I don't know why I'm being thumbed down its not my opinion, I would never be a bully but I've seen people bullied for less,

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  • His name should be Penis. And if you have additional sons their names should be Gay, Fart, Ass, and Ballsack. For daughters, I'd suggest Vagina, Breast, Whore, Pansy, and Womb.

    Ideas for Twins:
    Bitch and Panties (Girl Twins)
    Masturbate and Semen (Boy Twins)
    and
    Cunt and Prostate (for Girl/Boy Twins)

    You're welcome. ^_^

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  • I like the name art because it's unusual. It also has a positive vibe to it. You could call him Arth, that sounds deeper.

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  • Well...
    Concidering the name will make him feel more forced against art, than wanting to explore it, i see it as more of a bad thing then a good one

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  • That's a bad name, sorry. If you want to make sure your son doesn't get picked on, you need better name ideas.

    Here's a few:
    Lucius
    Remus
    Sirius
    James
    Harry
    and (of course,)
    Alastor

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  • Art Vandolay!

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  • Such a lovely name, unique but usable, I'd go for it

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