You've got to own it, dude. Start taking roids, and then when you shit yourself, get really hyped up, and start shouting out stuff like "YE I SHAT MY PANTS, YOU GOT A PROBLEM FAGGOTS!?" Or when you take a shit, take in a big, obvious whiff, and shout "smells like victory, a dirty one, BUT THAT'S HOW I ROLL!" Get that big dick energy, own that shit, BIG TIME.
Shit in pants every morning lifting weights
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You've got to own it, dude. Start taking roids, and then when you shit yourself, get really hyped up, and start shouting out stuff like "YE I SHAT MY PANTS, YOU GOT A PROBLEM FAGGOTS!?" Or when you take a shit, take in a big, obvious whiff, and shout "smells like victory, a dirty one, BUT THAT'S HOW I ROLL!" Get that big dick energy, own that shit, BIG TIME.